when your parents bring up an embarrassing story infront of other adults and your trying your hardest not to fucking strangle them.
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
7% cell phone battery
- interview: how would you hit on a girl?
- harry: what's the context? where are we?
- interviewer: at a bar.
- harry: where in the bar? are we in america?
- interview: sure
- harry: oh, well i can't go into bars in america so.
*flicks holy water on you* leave